so, if you were watching the AMAs last night you probably noticed (like pretty much the whole internet) that nicki was sad as fuck. and didn’t look like her usually self and the only way you didn’t see it is if you’re blind.
for starters, she didn’t walk the red carpet. i already thought that was weird, bc she pretty much ALWAYS walk the red carpet. so i was like????????
nicki liked ‘the hills’ by the weeknd so much that she did a remix! yet this was her reaction when abel won his r&b award:
then this was her reaction after abel’s performance (the heavy breathing at the end tho) (notice the phone on her hand):
this lame ass kiss after she won her first award of the night…… it almost looked like she was doing it out of obligation??? she was going for a cheek kiss at first………. notice that she doesn’t smile for ONE second + her face at the end. she doesn’t even looks at him. (again the phone on her hand)
and then in her speech she was like “find your purpose before it’s too late” and looked like she was about to cry. I WAS LIKE ‘baby please let me help you what is happening’. it broke my heart to watch her last night.
she won her second award AND DIDNT EVEN LOOK AT MEEK. not even a side look. she completely ignored him.
this was nicki on her way to accept her award. notice her breathing.
but in her speech she was like “my baby meek (pauses) mill” but she couldn’t even look at him 10 seconds before?????????? ps: she said this right after she thanked DRAKE. it was like “oh i just shouted drake so now i have to shout out meek or it will look weird”. again, look at her face. NO. SMILE.
and this was nicki leaving the stage. THAT’S NOT how you look after winning an award. and that’s definitely not how nicki looks after she wins an award.
man, since pills and potions and the hills remix where she talks about meek and drugs i’m worried about her. SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT. :(
also she had her phone on her hands THE WHOLE NIGHT. even when accepting the awards. oh oh oh trust issues.
Boy: “Dark in here.” Man: “Yes it is.” Boy: “I have a baseball.” Man: “That’s nice.” Boy: “Want to buy it?” Man: “No, thanks.” Boy: “That’s my dad outside.” Man: “How much did you say the baseball was again?” Boy: “$250.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.
Boy: “Dark in here.” Man: “Yes, it is.” Boy: “I have a baseball glove.” Man: “That’s nice.” Boy: “Want to buy it?” Man: “No, thanks.” Boy: “I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.” Man: “How much did you say the glove was again?” Boy: “$750.” Man: “Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!” The boy says, “I can’t. I sold them.” The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?” The son says, “$1,000.” The father says, “It’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.” The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again.”